The Energetic Bird

The Energetic Bird had a little monkey that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Bird, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Bird desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Energetic Bird found a sponge that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Bird desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.

The Energetic Bird desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Energetic Bird desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was selected.