The Weary Builder

The Weary Builder searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Builder desperately craved for a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Weary Builder needed a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Builder desperately craved for a stretchman to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Builder needed a condom that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who feels it was spectacular. A condom being the item opted for.

The Weary Builder searched for a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.