The Ugly Builder

The Ugly Builder searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Builder always had with them a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Builder desperately searched for a spade to sleep with. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade is the item to choose.

The Ugly Builder often carried a stretchman to put up their bum. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Builder desperately needed a set of lego that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Builder craved for a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. It is a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.