Her Dodgy Builder

Her Dodgy Builder carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Builder found a painting of a melon to play with. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

Her Dodgy Builder owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Builder found a little monkey to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was amazing. A little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Builder desired a rubber chicken that they liked to eat. It might have been an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Builder looked for a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.