A Fucking Builder

A Fucking Builder carried a tomato that they would often play with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be amazing. A tomato being the chosen item.

A Fucking Builder found a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Builder needed a vibrator to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

A Fucking Builder always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

A Fucking Builder needed a hat that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A hat of all things.

A Fucking Builder always had with them a little monkey to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A little monkey was the thing that was opted for.