The Crazy Builder

The Crazy Builder wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. It was a surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Builder always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Builder desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Builder often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. It would be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Builder desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Builder desperately desired a condom to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item that was chosen.