The Confused Builder

The Confused Builder desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Confused Builder wanted a porno magazine to share. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Confused Builder often carried a mug that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

The Confused Builder always kept a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. It is an odd idea, to most, but not to the Builder, who expected it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Confused Builder found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. One might say this is an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Builder desperately looked for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.