A Magical Builder

A Magical Builder had a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

A Magical Builder found a dildo that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Magical Builder owned a pen that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A pen being the chosen thing.

A Magical Builder often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Magical Builder had a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Magical Builder desperately desired a can of Tango that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.