A Eccentric Builder

A Eccentric Builder searched for a hat that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A hat is the item to choose.

A Eccentric Builder found a bottle of coke to smash. It would have been a strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

A Eccentric Builder desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

A Eccentric Builder always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Builder wanted a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

A Eccentric Builder wanted a condom that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.