His Grumpy Builder

His Grumpy Builder always carried a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

His Grumpy Builder desperately desired a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

His Grumpy Builder searched for a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item chosen.

His Grumpy Builder looked for a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

His Grumpy Builder searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

His Grumpy Builder owned a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener having that done to it