The Depressed Builder

The Depressed Builder craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Depressed Builder desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Builder desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Builder desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Builder wanted a bag of flour that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Builder desperately searched for a stapler that they would often smash. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.