My Bum Loving Builder

My Bum Loving Builder always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Builder desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Builder always had with them a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a wig is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Builder always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Builder desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Builder always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. A custard pie being the item opted for.