His Bum Loving Cat

His Bum Loving Cat desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Cat desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Cat searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar having that done to it

His Bum Loving Cat wanted a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set of lego of all things.

His Bum Loving Cat always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Cat craved for a bag of flour that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to choose.