The Grumpy Cat

The Grumpy Cat always kept a block of cheese that they liked to eat. It was a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Cat found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. This seems an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is wonderful. A painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Cat desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Cat owned a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Grumpy Cat searched for a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Cat desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.