A Bewildered Cat

A Bewildered Cat always carried a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

A Bewildered Cat had a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was awesome. A set of lego being the item selected.

A Bewildered Cat desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Cat searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Cat found a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Cat always carried a crown to put down their trousers. It might be a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.