The Troubled Cat

The Troubled Cat needed a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Cat needed a piece of paper that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was amazing. A piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Cat wanted a bat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Cat often carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes throw. It is a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Troubled Cat wanted a ball to put in the bath with him. It might be an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen item.

The Troubled Cat looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.