A Lonely Cat

A Lonely Cat looked for a bat that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen item.

A Lonely Cat craved for a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Lonely Cat desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Lonely Cat desired a bottle of coke to demolish. This is certainly a different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Cat searched for a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

A Lonely Cat desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. It would have been a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.