A Boring Cat

A Boring Cat wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Cat always kept a hat that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

A Boring Cat desperately craved for a pen to rub on his belly. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

A Boring Cat always carried a little monkey that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

A Boring Cat desperately wanted a melon that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a melon was the chosen item.

A Boring Cat always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese having that done to it