The Exciting Cat

The Exciting Cat owned a sponge that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Cat always had with them a bat that they would often share. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Cat desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Cat looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Exciting Cat carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Cat desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.