Stupid Cat

Stupid Cat desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Stupid Cat always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Cat desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a funny idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Cat desperately craved for a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Stupid Cat desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Stupid Cat desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.