The Jolly Cat

The Jolly Cat carried a tomato that they liked to eat. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Jolly Cat looked for a bag of poop that they would often break. This could be considered an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Jolly Cat wanted a stretchman to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Cat always had with them a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Cat desperately wanted a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Cat wanted a pen that they would smash. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A pen is the item that was chosen.