The Famous Cat

The Famous Cat always had with them a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Cat looked for a hat that they liked to break. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Cat always kept a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Famous Cat owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt it was wonderous. A bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Famous Cat craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be fun. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Famous Cat owned a set square that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a set square is the item to select.