Special Cat

Special Cat carried a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Special Cat desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Special Cat always kept a condom that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Special Cat owned a spade that they would occasionally play with. It might have been an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Special Cat carried a bag of poop that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Special Cat desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.