A Ugly Cat

A Ugly Cat needed a melon that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Cat carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Cat found a CD player that they sometimes drop. It is a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Cat always kept a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Cat always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

A Ugly Cat always had with them a stretchman that they would drop. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.