His Eccentric Cat

His Eccentric Cat carried a bat to sit and look at. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected it was magnificent. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Cat found a can of Tango to sit and look at. It would have been a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Cat found a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Cat found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. It was a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

His Eccentric Cat wanted a little monkey that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Cat desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.