His Crypting Cat

His Crypting Cat desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square being the chosen thing.

His Crypting Cat wanted a bat to embrace. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A bat being the chosen item.

His Crypting Cat needed a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Cat desperately wanted a rubber chicken to experiment on. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Crypting Cat always carried a pen that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Cat needed a porno magazine that they would worship. It would have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be wonderful. A porno magazine was the chosen thing.