The Depressed Cat

The Depressed Cat desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a curious activity, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Cat owned a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Depressed Cat desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

The Depressed Cat often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Depressed Cat searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly original activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Cat always kept a wig that they would eat. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was opted for.