The Lucky Cat

The Lucky Cat desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Cat owned a set of lego that they would break. It was a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Cat often carried a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Cat always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Lucky Cat owned a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was sublime. A condom having that done to it

The Lucky Cat carried a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a spade of all things.