Their Green Cat

Their Green Cat needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Their Green Cat always carried a cup that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen item.

Their Green Cat desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was sublime. A CD player was the chosen item.

Their Green Cat desired a bottle of wine to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

Their Green Cat desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Their Green Cat desired a vibrator that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.