The Stupid Cat

The Stupid Cat desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Cat desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Stupid Cat craved for a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Stupid Cat found a piece of paper that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Cat needed a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Cat always kept a painting of a melon to break. This seems a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.