His Lonely Cat

His Lonely Cat always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Lonely Cat desired a block of cheese to put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

His Lonely Cat always kept a stapler that they would often demolish. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A stapler being the thing opted for.

His Lonely Cat desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Cat desperately craved for a ball that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

His Lonely Cat craved for a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.