The Scary Cat

The Scary Cat had a CD player that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be fun. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Cat needed a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Cat always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Cat owned a pint of cider that they would smash. It would be a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Scary Cat desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen item.

The Scary Cat always kept a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.