Their Lonely Cat

Their Lonely Cat found a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Cat craved for a hat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

Their Lonely Cat owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine having that done to it

Their Lonely Cat owned a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Their Lonely Cat desired a sponge that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

Their Lonely Cat always had with them a cucumber that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.