Scary Cat

Scary Cat had a melon to sleep with. It would have been a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

Scary Cat searched for a lava lamp that they would embrace. It is a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Scary Cat desperately craved for a dildo that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Cat desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

Scary Cat desperately desired a bottle of wine to play with. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Scary Cat craved for a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. It is an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was epic. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.