His Cute Chimp

His Cute Chimp desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Cute Chimp desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

His Cute Chimp found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A painting of a melon being the chosen item.

His Cute Chimp desperately desired a wig that they would share. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing selected.

His Cute Chimp looked for a bottle of wine that they would often eat. This seems to be a strange action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

His Cute Chimp carried a bottle of wine that they would often drop. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.