A Green Chimp

A Green Chimp needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

A Green Chimp always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

A Green Chimp always carried a teapot that they sometimes throw. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

A Green Chimp wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

A Green Chimp desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

A Green Chimp desperately wanted a helmet to put on his head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.