Their Funny Chimp

Their Funny Chimp needed a vibrator that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A vibrator is the item to select.

Their Funny Chimp often carried a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Their Funny Chimp always had with them a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Their Funny Chimp owned a dildo that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Chimp desperately desired a teapot that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Their Funny Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.