His Beautiful Chimp

His Beautiful Chimp needed a ball that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen item.

His Beautiful Chimp desired a teapot that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing selected.

His Beautiful Chimp wanted a piece of paper to drop. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Chimp had a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Beautiful Chimp carried a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.

His Beautiful Chimp always had with them a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.