Bewildered Chimp

Bewildered Chimp desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to worship. One might say this is a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Bewildered Chimp looked for a dildo that they sometimes annihilate It is an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Bewildered Chimp found a set of lego that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

Bewildered Chimp desired a condom that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

Bewildered Chimp searched for a helmet that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen item.

Bewildered Chimp desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.