His Foolish Chimp

His Foolish Chimp found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Chimp desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

His Foolish Chimp desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

His Foolish Chimp owned a bottle of beer to play with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Chimp always carried a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

His Foolish Chimp desperately craved for a teapot that they would smash. It would be an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.