His Lovely Chimp

His Lovely Chimp needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Chimp owned a porno magazine that they would often worship. It is considered to be an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

His Lovely Chimp always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Lovely Chimp desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was stunning. A chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Chimp searched for a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Chimp carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.