The Red Chimp

The Red Chimp always kept a wig that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Red Chimp desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was sublime. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Chimp had a ball that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a ball having that done to it

The Red Chimp searched for a can of coke that they would demolish. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Chimp desired a ball that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Red Chimp had a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.