Her Red Chimp

Her Red Chimp carried a sack of potatoes to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Her Red Chimp wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Her Red Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been an unusual action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Her Red Chimp desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Red Chimp desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Red Chimp desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.