The Foolish Chimp

The Foolish Chimp always had with them a pen to drop. It would have been an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen having that done to it

The Foolish Chimp looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Chimp wanted a sword that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Chimp always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Chimp desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Foolish Chimp looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.