His Stupid Chimp

His Stupid Chimp craved for a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was amazing. A bag of flour being the chosen thing.

His Stupid Chimp wanted a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set square of all things.

His Stupid Chimp desperately looked for a ball that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Chimp desired a porno magazine that they would worship. It would be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

His Stupid Chimp found a CD player that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Chimp needed a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was chosen.