His Magical Chimp

His Magical Chimp always carried a pint of cider that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Magical Chimp desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

His Magical Chimp had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Magical Chimp looked for a bottle of beer to eat. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Magical Chimp desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It would have been a new action, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Magical Chimp always had with them a can of Tango that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.