Their Red Chimp

Their Red Chimp always kept a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Their Red Chimp looked for a custard pie to demolish. This could be considered an original thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Their Red Chimp needed a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Their Red Chimp desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Their Red Chimp often carried a can of coke that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

Their Red Chimp desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. It is an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.