The Red Chimp

The Red Chimp desperately desired a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Red Chimp desperately looked for a tomato that they would often eat. This is certainly a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Red Chimp desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Red Chimp often carried a toilet brush that they would hug. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Red Chimp desperately looked for a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Chimp always kept a melon that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.