The Troubled Chimp

The Troubled Chimp desperately craved for a condom that they liked to put on his head. It would be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a condom being the item opted for.

The Troubled Chimp always carried a cup to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Chimp desperately wanted a vibrator that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Chimp found a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Troubled Chimp often carried a condom that they would break. One might find this to be a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Chimp wanted a bottle of coke that they would share. It might have been a different thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.