My Different Chimp

My Different Chimp always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

My Different Chimp desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

My Different Chimp needed a sponge that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a surprising operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

My Different Chimp looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A dildo would be the thing that was selected.

My Different Chimp desperately looked for a painting of a melon to share. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

My Different Chimp desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item chosen.